tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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corgisandboobs:

ladybaggins:

kleptomaniacs don’t understand puns because they take everything literally

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thedirtyangel:

In Native American culture, crossed arrows meant friendship